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tmi & character info
THE CLEAN(ISH) SECTION
Full name: Sakata Gintoki ( eastern order )
Age: 28ish!
Birthdate: October 10th
Sign: Libra
Height: 5'10" / 177cm
Weight: 143lbs / 65kg
Scars: Nothing too visible until you're examining his skin closer; he tends to heal well! But he's littered in larger scars that a trained eye will know as various stab and bullet wounds, and finer cuts from well-honed blades. His abdomen and back are the most obvious but there's also a few gunshot scars on his legs and so on.
Piercings: Nawp!
Tattoos: Nawp!
Other bodily markings: Might be missing a nipple, who even knows anymore tbh.
Build: Fairly lean and average with a bit of extra pudge where you'd least expect it! He is a trained samurai and has been active his entire life and can't afford to eat well, but all those parfait calories gotta go somewhere and he's too lazy to work them all off!
Residence: In canon, his "business" and home are headquartered above snack shop Otose which caters to lowlifes and old men that can't afford the ritzier places for their entertainment. There's a bedroom and a small bathroom and a teeny tiny kitchen with some closet space for little gorillas to sleep in, but it's otherwise sparsely furnished and functions both as a home and an office for his freelancing business. It's certainly nothing fancy (unless carpenter aliens visit from a distant planet and listen to your every whim and desire to constantly one-up a made up master crafter of your choosing) but it's home.
Occupation: Professional lazy-ass at your service! No but seriously, he's a shitty freelancer that will do any possible job you drag to his doorstep and he'll do it for a chocolate bar in payment.
Drinking? When he can afford it! And if it's on someone else's tab he'll drink himself unconscious, puke it all up, then drink some more.
Smoking? He can and has occasionally, but not regularly! Like he can afford tobacco ur hilarious.
Other daily habits: His day to day life is a hilarious struggle and the only thing that stays the same is his dogged attempts at brushing his teeth to stave off the inevitable cavities a life of sugar have in store.
Hair: Fluffy wavy and white as a cloud! Or silver, if you wanna roll that way, he's called the natural perm.
Eyes: Like a dead fish, reddish-brown and often lazily exasperated with life. Very rarely, only on nights with a harvest moon, he can be intense and terrifying and his eyes are flashes of red in the dark like the demon he secretly is. But usually? Dead fish.
Clothes: Gintoki mostly maintains his canon wardrobe but there are a few variations he'd opt for. His pants and top are fairly western in design with a traditional yukata over top, one sleeve worn and the other left at his waist to bare the other nipple I mean arm.
Scent: His wooden sword smells like curry but Gintoki himself probably smells like stale cotton candy and cheap shampoo (lbr it's probably dish soap) with a faint hint of actual manliness in old leather and the desperation of a single man yearning for the weather girl.
Other notable physical details: Terrible fashion sense? Picks his nose often. You know, the yoosh.
Spoken language(s): Japanese, fluently, and a weird collection of English words.
Voice: Sugita Tomokazu as Sakata Gintoki, AKA the most talented three minutes in voice acting history
THE DIRTY(ISH) SECTION
Cup size/Penis size: On the better side of average, probably around 6.5" or so!
Body Hair & Grooming: He naturally doesn't have much body hair, but he probably doesn't do much but a basic trim downstairs for the size boost it gives!
Size preference: Ketsuno Ana-sized everything. Basically just be Ketsuno Ana. (He has no size preferences, really! He ain't a picky dude.)
Sexual preference: NNNNNNEITHER REALLY, he lusts hardcore after the weather girl but doesn't show much interest in the other ladies he knows who may or may not have a thing for him, but he doesn't show any attraction to dudes either. He's a roll with the punches kind of guy.
Best sexual experience: Definitely not the time he fuckin woke up next to Otose let me tell u.
Worst sexual experience: THE ABOVE SCENARIO ABOUT TAKES THE CAKE, REALLY.
Partner(s): HAHAHAHAHAH
How often do they have sex? AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Preferred method of sex: Oh my god he'll take anything let the man die having had sex at least a few times.
Favorite position? See above and nix anything that results in old crones.
Underwear: Boxers all the way.
Number one fantasy: Docking with Ketsuno Ana's ketsu no ana (that means butthole she's literally named for a butthole).
Sensitive areas: Don't cut off his nipples he's had enough trauma there already, and don't remind him about the time his testicles fell off and got abused and he nearly lost those too, and then there was that time his dick turned into a hex socket wrench and he spent an entire arc trying to turn it back to regular... Oh wait you meant on his BODY whoops ok he's super ticklish and paranoid because he's suffered so many traumas you can't really tease him about these things anymore ok!!
No-no places/triggers: (THIS IS NOT A SERIOUS ANSWER) please don't take his balls or his nipples from him anymore he's suffered so much
Favorite place to have sex: Get him under the stars and he'll be happy, so long as no perverts are looking on!
Something they want to try but haven't before: You mean besides having sex with a normal person for a change that doesn't end up in something embarrassing or horrifying? He'll take one of those, please.
Favorite kinks/sex acts: TBD let me come back to this so I don't just answer "foodplay" and run off.
Sleep naked or in pajamas? Definitely pajamas, there's little girls around, you know!!
Masturbation: He's basically a single dad with brats running around the place so he's gotta keep it on the DL, ok?
Toys y/n? I mean he's amenable to most things but don't go bustin out big black dildos the size of his forearm...
Turn-ons: Basically everything not listed below.
Turn-offs: Old hags, mayonnaise, gorillas, space STDs, you know. The Yoosh.
What was their first time like? THIS IS HARD TO SAY it could've been something as innocuous as a village girl when he was in the war and a wily teenager, he could've dicked around with his friends because otherwise they're unattractive friendless losers, only the perms will ever know.
After-sex habits: This highly depends on the partner but usually he'd just get his clothes back on and meander off! He will totally stay and snack in bed, or fuckin high tail it if it's a drunken mistake; it really just depends.
Anything else? PLEASE SAVE THIS MAN
CLEAN CODE HERE!